To my best friend

i'm her boosauce
she's my "crack"-babe
together we're unstoppable
Bonnie & Clyde
she's my ride or die
w/o her i'm lifeless
like a fish out of water
funny but sad
how or why we're friends
is a mystery to us both
we're each others addiction
& w/o my daily fix
i'm like a suboxone patient
barely able to function
& having violent episodes
i break her off a piece of
the ba-nan-nan
when i can
& she literally kills me
with her words
she's my home skillet dog biscuit
mi vida
my spanglish speaking amiga
my lovebug aka she wishes she was dark
like Wesley snipes.

haha... luv ya pumpkin butt